I ALMOST DIED Because of a FAILED FART!
Yes IT"S TRUE, Documented and I Now have a very LONG Scar down the center of my body
Because Not only was that Fart Lost In Me, My Intestines Had Twisted inside of me, which is WHY The Fart Almost Killed me
SO For Years I have fought the PTSD Of The Fear of Farting
For Your Humor Entertainment~~
Yet another Fart Story
Farting tends to be a funny topic to me, it has to be.
I (In Public) Do not even Own such an Outlet (In Private I can Take on some of the Best Farters around!)
Or Smell For that matter, (Unless I preplan for a Game of Tennis or Plan on going shopping with my Husband.)
But Apparently some people just Don't care Where they Let Go at..
Once Upon A Time
I went to school with kirsten & becca for highschool registration, had a crying laughing attack while in line,,, Somebody FARTED and no one claimed it,, So becca & I looked at each other, This Fart Event Lead me onto a Memory of my Poor Husband and My LOUD Mouth on one of our Treasure Hunts.
Of Course Jr (PRONOUNCED J R Not Junior Thank You) & I were the book aisle, and Someone farted,
LOUD!
I thought it was him so I asked "Do you need Toilet paper?"
He looked at me with horror on his face and said, "That wasn't me".
So I literally DIED LAUGHING In Line today~
Thinking about Poor JR! and you know, The Pain of the owner of the fart,
~KB
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